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Random funny thoughts with a taste of Pinoy and a hint of acid.

In Barney’s Belly

October 22, 2009 by witandwisdom

After years of whining, my long suffering husband finally decided to give in and rent a place for us to nest on. Our recent transfer explains my long absence from the blogosphere.

For once, it felt great to be severed from my online haunts. Finally, I am the mistress of my own kingdom although the color of this kingdom gives me the crossed feeling of experiencing Dora’s vibrant Latin roots and being inside Barney’s belly in the middle of an indigestion. The mustard walls seem both uplifting and maddening. No vomit inducing technique however will ever force me to exit Barney’s belly. I’ll stay here for as long as it takes to get my own place with the right colors.

I’m supposed to be flipping with glee and giving Barney an even more severe tummy ache but as with everything else, there’s always a price to pay. Aside from the numerous multi-legged pests that show up with little warning in the middle of the night with the seeming intent of killing me by surprise, I find myself missing part of the reason I left my home of six years.

I had thought that what I wanted was to be away from the noise and perpetual happiness that exemplify THE Filipino, but seeing my toddler in the earliest case of inconsolable depression I had ever seen and my husband nearly in tears broke my heart to little bits. The worst part is that whatever they have seems contagious. When once I was happiest on my own, I find myself missing the endless pork feasts, drink fests, chatter sprees and karaoke marathons not to mention the mountains of plates that have to be washed afterwards. After six years, I am finally becoming Filipino, I think.

I wonder if moving into Barney’s belly has been for the best.

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  1. Webster Twelb says

    October 22, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    ah…you guys have your own place nah….congratz!

    well…i guess….cguro sa una lng yan….

  2. Traveling Minstrel says

    October 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    *Hands Ma'am Grace an imaginary housewarming present: Bookshelf*

    Here's to hoping that things will become brighter (but not nauseatingly bright hehe) for the whole family! I doubt there'll be room for gloom with a new bundle of joy coming soon. Congratulations! =)

  3. grace says

    October 22, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    thanks webie and traveling minstrel. i sure hope the gloom drifts away.

    i love the bookshelf traveling minstrel. actually that's what i really lack right now. my books are all in milo boxes 🙂 maybe i should get a Kindle in the future so i can take 1000 books with me in one device anywhere i go without the hassle of boxes 🙂

  4. aimee says

    October 25, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Hi maaaaam! 😀 Great to hear you've got your own space na!
    What color are you going for, by the way, if not bright and sunny yellow? Black again? 😛
    How's your newest rugrat? You really pushing through with the Pax name? 🙂

  5. Rachael says

    October 26, 2009 at 6:06 am

    YEY! Congrats grace! hmmm now i really have to send you guys one of my paintings 🙂

  6. CadetWong says

    October 27, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Name him/her Alex! That way, youre descendants will all be intelligent, handsome, and bent on megalomaniacal amibitions!

  7. grace says

    October 30, 2009 at 1:57 am

    @aimee and alex- well my husband picked seth. i don't know if he's named after a megalomaniac but he is named after the Egyptian god of chaos and destruction. haha

  8. sandybeaple says

    October 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Seth. Already loving it.
    Congrats with the move, Ma'am G!

    Have you heard of the The Yellow Wallpaper? Somehow, your description of Barney's Belly reminded me of it. It was about postpartum depression. 0.o But I'm sure you'll have a happier pregnancy!

  9. grace says

    October 31, 2009 at 6:49 am

    hahaha. what a coincidence that we have yellow paint. i actually had a difficult pregnancy and a complicated delivery but then that's sometimes part of the experience 🙂

  10. Anonymous says

    November 4, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Seth? The name of Death and destruction? OMG, Ma'am, you might just be the vessel of the prophesized antichrist! Be prepared! Do not be fooled by the adorable miracle that he will look like when he finally escapes your womb. Beneath the cute babyface mask hides the face of evil! And the Belly of the satanic lizard Barney is the perfect place to foster the darkness within him. Beware!8-0
    Congratulations on your new house and upcoming offspring! Best wishes and good luck!
    -Maryfgr

  11. grace says

    November 4, 2009 at 4:40 am

    hehe. well mary, if the Bible is used as reference, seth is also the third son of adam and eve and means "appointed". it is supposedly from him that the line of Jesus descended from. so i have two definitions to choose from depending on who wants to know what seth means. hehe

    thanks for the wishes

  12. rocky says

    November 5, 2009 at 2:21 am

    hi grace,

    nanganak na ka? i havent heard from u in a while na? 🙂

  13. aimee says

    November 5, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Seth! That's great Ma'am! Sounds intellectual.

  14. sandybeaple says

    November 7, 2009 at 7:44 am

    you've given birth already?
    congrats!!!!

  15. grace says

    November 9, 2009 at 12:28 am

    yup yup. happy sleepless days are here again. hehe

  16. Totomel says

    November 9, 2009 at 9:14 am

    lumabas na ba Maam?hehehe…congrats!!!!

  17. grace says

    November 10, 2009 at 1:26 am

    hehe. thanks totomel

  18. Anonymous says

    November 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    maam! i miss you! congratulations!! soooo.. when can i visit you?! hahahaha -nadine gadia

  19. grace says

    November 11, 2009 at 2:10 am

    hi nadz. miss you too. my goodness natangkas akong tahi. i don't know when i'll be well again. huhuhu

  20. Anonymous says

    November 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    OHMYGAWD IT'S BORN?! EEE! POST PICTURES OF THE NEWBORN! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE! AS MANY AS POSSIBLE!
    Great job creating a miracle ma'am. Now I'm sure the real fun begins now that the new little ball of sunshine is here!
    Good luck and Godspeed! 😀
    -MaryFGR

  21. grace says

    November 15, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    believe it or not mary, i am so not into family/personal photos that i never even bothered to get myself a camera… heck the pictures of my entire life can fit in one small album. hehehe

  22. aimee says

    November 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Yaaaay! Seth's here na! Congrats again Ma'am!
    Does he bear semblance to you, or does he look more like his dad? 🙂

  23. grace says

    November 18, 2009 at 1:25 am

    thanks aimee. actually, we don't know who he looks like. he doesn't look like me or my husband. haha

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