I'm Pinoy Wit a full time mother and internet geek. When I'm not breaking apart boxing matches between babies or putting together hundreds of articles from an assembly line, I like to make life more complicated by thinking about existential philosophy, the nature of antimatter and world peace.
I constantly stew in a vat of negativity which explains the eyebags the size of Saturn and the constant lack of motivation. Since learning however that the universe punishes negativity with misfortune, bolts of lightning and belly fat, I have learned to channel my energies into making fun of myself or of people who I'm sure won't sue me for libel.
Negative plus negative equals positive, but who am I to say that. I nearly failed algebra.